Where can i find free funny text messages

Where Can I Find Free Funny Text Messages

Top 10 List "Why Studying is better than sex"

10. You can usually find someone to do it with.

9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.

8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.

7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.

6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.

5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser."

4. You can do it, eat and watch T.V. all at the same time.

3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.

2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.

1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help.

Hilarious text messages

Hilarious text messages

1. Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they’re OK, you’re it.

2. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.# It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

3. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

4. If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

4. COROLLARY: If you are given a take-home test, you will forget where you live.

5. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

6. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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Where can i read funny text messages

Where can i read funny text messages

(1) Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!

(2) Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!

(3) We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry, NO BRAIN found...!

(4) All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.

Where can i read funny text messages

(5) If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

(6) When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.(7) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

(8) I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

(9) Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Where can i read funny text messages